RUN, DON'T LIMP-RUDOLPH!

Rapper 1: YO—HOLD UP, HOLD UP!

Rapper 2: RUDOLPH’S WOBBLIN’!

Rapper 3: MAN FIX YOUR LEG—WE GOT PRESENTS TO DELIVER!

(explosive sleigh-bell fill)

Rapper 1:

Outta the gate—Santa yelling from the sleigh,

“RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—NOT TODAY!”

Rapper 2:

Red nose glowin’ like a runaway flare,

but the dude’s leg twitchin’ like he needs repair—

Rapper 3:

“RUN! DON’T LIMP!” that’s the holiday creed,

kids need gifts and they need ’em with speed—

Group Shout:

RUN—DON’T—LIMP—RUDOLPH!

Rapper 1:

He’s swerving on the ice like a busted skate,

Santa’s in the back yelling “STEP UP, MATE!”

Rapper 2 (overlapping):

Yo Rudolph—bro—adjust that stance!

(Rapper 3 whisper: “Maybe he split his Christmas pants…”)

Chorus (Shouted Cypher Style)

ALL:

RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—KEEP THAT PACE!

RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—THIS AIN’T A RACE—

IT’S A MISSION! A SPRINT! A HOLIDAY FLIGHT!

GET THEM PRESENTS DROPPED BEFORE SUNRISE LIGHT!

Rapper 3:

Said Santa to Rudolph, “Man don’t slow down,”

(Rapper 2: “WE GOTTA HIT EVERY SINGLE TOWN!”)

Rapper 1:

Rudolph wobblin’ sideways, lookin’ real stressed—

like he skipped leg day—this dude’s a mess!

Rapper 2:

Run run—no limp—hit that glide,

holiday magic got torque on the side!

Rapper 3:

We need speed—warp mode—full reindeer power,

not this limpy-dimpy wobble-walk hour!

Chorus 2 (Bigger & Faster)

ALL:

RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—DON’T YOU QUIT!

RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—NOT ONE BIT!

NORTH POLE CREW ON A MIDNIGHT PUSH—

GET THAT SLEIGH THROUGH THE CHRISTMAS RUSH!

Bridge (Comedic Meltdown)

Rapper 2:

Ay yo—why’s he wincin’? Why’s he hop-walkin’?

Rapper 3:

Man’s prancin’ like a penguin doin’ trash talkin’.

Rapper 1:

Somebody tape his ankle—call elf patrol!

(Group: “MEDIC—REINDEER DOWN—GO! GO! GO!”)

(beat drops back in—double sleigh-bell fill)

Final Chorus (Chaos Mode)

ALL:

RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—OWN THAT SKY!

RUN, DON’T LIMP RUDOLPH—DO OR DIE!

FROM THE NORTH POLE STREETS TO THE CITY LIGHTS—

THIS REINDEER RUNS LIKE A BREAKBEAT FIGHT!

(surf-guitar stab + cracked “Ho Ho Ho” sample fadeout)