JINGLE BELL RIOT
Ruckus CommitteeA riotous, tag-team rap style built on shouted male group vocals, relentless call-and-response, and chaotic energy that feels like three emcees fighting over the same...
Lyrics
Rapper 1: YOOOO—IT’S THE HOLIDAY SLAM JAM!
Rapper 2: FIRE UP THEM SLEIGH BELLS!
Rapper 3: SOMEBODY CALL THE NORTH POLE—WE’RE BREAKIN’ SH*T!
(sleigh bells explode + scratched guitar riff)
Rapper 1:
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock—
(Rapper 2: “ROCK THAT BLOCK!”)
Snow drop, street hop, rhymin’ ’round the clock,
Rapper 3:
Mixin’ that beat with a candy-cane bop,
Santa in the alley yellin’ “YO, DON’T STOP!”
Group Chant:
JINGLE! BELL! RIOT! TONIGHT!
Rapper 2:
Lights flashin’ wild like a holiday showdown,
elves in the corner droppin’ beats in the snow now—
Rapper 1:
Whip out the list—somebody got caught!
(Rapper 3 whispers: “Not me…”)
OH DAMN—SANTA KNOWS THE PLOT!
Chorus (Shouted, Overlapping)
ALL:
HEY! JINGLE BELL! JINGLE BELL ROCK!
HEY! SHAKE IT LIKE A PRESENT IN A SHOEBOX!
TURN IT UP—LET THE SLEIGH BELLS POP!
WE AIN’T STOPPIN’ TILL THE BLOCK GETS HOT!
Rapper 3:
Dancin’ and prancin’ on a beat that slaps,
PA-RUM-PUM-PUM—WRAP IT UP, THAT’S A WRAP!
Rapper 1:
Bright red boots in a rooftop dash—
Santa lost a glove in a mid-flight crash—
Rapper 2:
Yo—he’s comin’ through chimneys like a break-in spree,
got a sack full of gifts and a warrant for me?!
Rapper 3:
Jingle bell time is a prime-time grind,
holiday hustle in a subway line—
Rapper 1:
Snowball fight in the midnight glow—
who threw that? YO—WE GOTTA GO!
Chorus 2 (Bigger, Louder, Stupidly Fun)
ALL:
JINGLE! BELL! JINGLE BELL ROCK!
TURN THAT FUNKY LITTLE GUITAR UP A NOTCH!
SLEIGH BELLS RING LIKE A HIP-HOP CLOCK!
‘CAUSE CHRISTMAS DON’T STOP WHEN YOU RUN THIS BLOCK!
Bridge (Beat Drops Out)
Rapper 2:
Ay yo—somebody tell Santa to chill.
Rapper 3:
Man’s doin’ parkour on the windowsill.
Rapper 1:
Jingle bell swing? More like jingle bell slam—
THIS IS HOLIDAY MAYHEM, MAN!
(beat drops back in—crowd noise + sleigh bells)
Final Chorus (Chaos Mode)
ALL:
HEY! JINGLE BELL! JINGLE BELL ROCK!
HEY! PARTY DON’T STOP TILL WE MELT THE FROST!
TURN IT UP—LET THE CHIMNEYS SHAKE!
THIS CHRISTMAS CREW DOES NOT TAKE BREAKS!
(guitar stab + vinyl crackle fadeout)
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