SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN - BEASTIE RIOT REMIX

Rapper 1: YO, CHECK IT!

Rapper 2: HE’S IN THE SKY TONIGHT!

Rapper 3: SOMEBODY LOCK THE CHIMNEY!

(sleigh bells explode)

Rapper 1:

You better watch out—

(Rapper 2: “Why?!”)

You better not cry—

(Rapper 3: “TOO LATE!”)

You better not pout

‘Cause this dude’s nearby!

Group Shout:

SANTA CLAUS! IS COMIN’! TO TOWN!

Rapper 2:

He’s got binoculars out, man—dude’s inspectin’!

He’s takin’ notes like a holiday detective!

Rapper 3:

Yo—he sees you when you’re sleepin’,

he sees you when you snack—

so if you steal one cookie?

HE’S GONNA KNOW THAT!

Chorus (Shouted Cypher Style)

ALL:

HEY—HEY—SANTA’S COMIN’ THROUGH!

HEY—HEY—WHAT YOU GONNA DO?!

NAUGHTY LIST? NICE LIST? CHECKIN’ IT TWICE—

HO HO HOLD UP—BETTER ACT RIGHT!

Rapper 1:

He knows if you’ve been bad or good,

no lie—dude’s wild, misunderstood.

Rapper 2 (interrupting):

Lookin’ like a snowman with a mission and a map—

hit the gas, Rudolph—STEP ON THAT!

Rapper 3:

Comin’ down chimneys like a covert op,

boots hit the floor with a funky drop—

Rapper 1:

Candy-cane crowbar—kick the door!

SACK FULL OF TOYS ON THE 3RD FLOOR!

Rapper 2 (echo):

“OPEN UP—NORTH POLE POLICE!”

Rapper 3:

Nah chill man, he’s bringin’ peace.

Chorus 2 (Bigger, Dumber, Louder)

ALL:

SANTA! SANTA! BREAKIN’ IT DOWN!

SANTA! SANTA! ROLLIN’ THROUGH TOWN!

BIG RED SUIT AND A SLEIGH SO TIGHT—

HE’S DROPPIN’ GIFTS LIKE A FOOD-FIGHT NIGHT!

Rapper 1:

Yeah he’s slidin’ through snow like a rooftop ninja—

Rapper 2:

Cookies on the table and he won’t say “no,” ninja—

Rapper 3:

You hear them bells? That’s the warning sound—

THIS DUDE’S ABOUT TO TOUCH DOWN.

(sleighbells + chopped “Ho Ho Ho” sample)

Final Chorus (Chaos Mode)

ALL:

HEY—HEY—HE’S COMIN’ TO TOWN!

HEY—HEY—HE’S SHUTTIN’ IT DOWN!

NAUGHTY LIST? NICE LIST? TIME TO DECIDE—

YOU BETTER RUN—‘CAUSE SANTA’S OUTSIDE!